Miss South Carolina T-Shirts and Blooper Gear
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
Now you can celebrate the glory that is the education system of South Carolina with these funny Miss South Carolina T Shirts and apparel. There are, in fact, enough Miss South Carolina tees to have one for every day of the week (just what you need, right?).
This blue and pink Miss South Carolina t-shirt features a silhouette of a beauty pageant entrant (in this case for Miss Teen USA, of course) with a background of the United States (U.S. America). Miss Teen USA can be seen pointing to the state of South Carolina on the world map. Priceless, honestly. You'll get a giggle out of everyone with this Miss Teen USA 2007 Tee Shirt.
This vintage pin-up tee is perfect for the guys who want to get away with wearing a Miss South Carolina t shirt! Featuring a pinup model and a silhouette of the state of South Carolina, this Teen USA tee claims that South Carolina has the cream of the crop.
This classic t shirt features a picture of the earth with the United States circled. A finger points from space to ensure that the reader is aware of the location of the US on the globe. The accompanying text reads "thank you very much, South Carolina."
Perfect for future Miss Teen USA contestants or for parents who think their children aren't too swift (read: stupid), this bodysuit is another funny stab at Miss South Carolina. Oh, Miss South Carolina, you've even inspired a line of funny children's clothes!
This red South Carolina Teen USA pageant design sports a simple red image of a folded map and says, "GOT MAP?" This one is course brought to you by South Carolina and what is undoubtedly one of the greatest education programs of all time. Should we in future equip all beauty pageant entrants with world maps? Hmmm...
Get your map of U.S. America on this funny t-shirt, another fine Miss South Carolina parody item. This clever Miss Teen USA tee design features an image of the United States, with a few key areas marked. For instance we've got South Africa right about where Texas might be in an ideal world, and "the Iraq" in the midwest. South Carolina, on the other hand, is quite clearly labeled "people without maps." Other locations listed are "like such as," "the children", "Asian Countries", and "the future."
Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Why do you think this is? Grab this humorous Miss Teen USA parody tee, featuring a world map, and give all your buddies a laugh when you wear it to the bar.
Miss Teen USA might be clever, but boy oh boy would we have a brainy gal on our hands had Miss South Carolina won the pageant. This fabulous Miss Teen USA 2007 tee is a great way to insult people who just don't "get it." And if you don't get it, then chances are you're at the butt of the joke.
Perhaps someone should start some sort of charity to help get those South Carolina teens up to date with their geography. I wonder what the slogan would be? "Donate today, 'cause someone's gotta edukate them U.S. Americans." Hmmm, we'll see. Anyway, yeah, so EDUCATE SOUTH CAROLINA!